D F#m Am/CIt's a god-awful small affair

B7To the girl with the mousy hair

Em G A7 But her mummy is yelling "No"

DAnd her daddy has told her to go

D F#m Am/CBut her friend is nowhere to be seen

B7Now she walks through her sunken dream.

Em G A7To the seat with the clearest view

And she's hooked to the silver screen

F C#aug DmBut the film is a saddening bore

F7For she's lived it ten times or more

A# F#aug GmShe could spit in the eyes of fools

A#7As they ask her to focus on

G CSailors fighting in the dance hall

Em7 D#aug DOh man! look at those cavemen go

Dm Am7It's the freakiest show

Cm7 GTake a look at the lawman

CBeating up the wrong guy

Em D#augOh man! Wonder if he'll ever know

D Dm Am7 He's in the best selling show

Cm7 Em7 D#aug G/D A/C#Is there life on Mars?

D D#dim Em Bdim F#m G Gm

D F#m Am/CIt's on Amerika's tortured brow

B7That Mickey Mouse has grown up a cow

Em G A7Now the workers have struck for fame

D'Cause Lennon's on sale again

D F#m Am/CSee the mice in their million hordes

B7From Ibeza to the norfolk broads

Em G A7Rule Britannia is out of bounds

To my mother, my dog, and clowns

F C#aug DmBut the film is a saddening bore

F7For I've writ it ten times or more

A# F#aug GmIt's about to be writ again

A#7As I ask you to focus on

G CSailors fighting in the dance hall

Em7 D#aug DOh man! look at those cavemen go

Dm Am7It's the freakiest show

Cm7 GTake a look at the lawman

CBeating up the wrong guy

Em D#augOh man! Wonder if he'll ever know

D Dm Am7 He's in the best selling show

Cm7 Em7 D#aug G/D A/C#Is there life on Mars?