C# Fm G#m/BIt's a god-awful small affair

A#7To the girl with the mousy hair

D#m F# G#7 But her mummy is yelling "No"

C#And her daddy has told her to go

C# Fm G#m/BBut her friend is nowhere to be seen

A#7Now she walks through her sunken dream.

D#m F# G#7To the seat with the clearest view

And she's hooked to the silver screen

E Caug C#mBut the film is a saddening bore

E7For she's lived it ten times or more

A Faug F#mShe could spit in the eyes of fools

A7As they ask her to focus on

F# BSailors fighting in the dance hall

D#m7 Daug C#Oh man! look at those cavemen go

C#m G#m7It's the freakiest show

Bm7 F#Take a look at the lawman

BBeating up the wrong guy

D#m DaugOh man! Wonder if he'll ever know

C# C#m G#m7 He's in the best selling show

Bm7 D#m7 Daug F#/C# G#/CIs there life on Mars?

C# Ddim D#m A#dim Fm F# F#m

C# Fm G#m/BIt's on Amerika's tortured brow

A#7That Mickey Mouse has grown up a cow

D#m F# G#7Now the workers have struck for fame

C#'Cause Lennon's on sale again

C# Fm G#m/BSee the mice in their million hordes

A#7From Ibeza to the norfolk broads

D#m F# G#7Rule Britannia is out of bounds

To my mother, my dog, and clowns

E Caug C#mBut the film is a saddening bore

E7For I've writ it ten times or more

A Faug F#mIt's about to be writ again

A7As I ask you to focus on

F# BSailors fighting in the dance hall

D#m7 Daug C#Oh man! look at those cavemen go

C#m G#m7It's the freakiest show

Bm7 F#Take a look at the lawman

BBeating up the wrong guy

D#m DaugOh man! Wonder if he'll ever know

C# C#m G#m7 He's in the best selling show

Bm7 D#m7 Daug F#/C# G#/CIs there life on Mars?