C Em Gm/A#It's a god-awful small affair

A7To the girl with the mousy hair

Dm F G7 But her mummy is yelling "No"

CAnd her daddy has told her to go

C Em Gm/A#But her friend is nowhere to be seen

A7Now she walks through her sunken dream.

Dm F G7To the seat with the clearest view

And she's hooked to the silver screen

D# Baug CmBut the film is a saddening bore

D#7For she's lived it ten times or more

G# Eaug FmShe could spit in the eyes of fools

G#7As they ask her to focus on

F A#Sailors fighting in the dance hall

Dm7 C#aug COh man! look at those cavemen go

Cm Gm7It's the freakiest show

A#m7 FTake a look at the lawman

A#Beating up the wrong guy

Dm C#augOh man! Wonder if he'll ever know

C Cm Gm7 He's in the best selling show

A#m7 Dm7 C#aug F/C G/BIs there life on Mars?

C C#dim Dm Adim Em F Fm

C Em Gm/A#It's on Amerika's tortured brow

A7That Mickey Mouse has grown up a cow

Dm F G7Now the workers have struck for fame

C'Cause Lennon's on sale again

C Em Gm/A#See the mice in their million hordes

A7From Ibeza to the norfolk broads

Dm F G7Rule Britannia is out of bounds

To my mother, my dog, and clowns

D# Baug CmBut the film is a saddening bore

D#7For I've writ it ten times or more

G# Eaug FmIt's about to be writ again

G#7As I ask you to focus on

F A#Sailors fighting in the dance hall

Dm7 C#aug COh man! look at those cavemen go

Cm Gm7It's the freakiest show

A#m7 FTake a look at the lawman

A#Beating up the wrong guy

Dm C#augOh man! Wonder if he'll ever know

C Cm Gm7 He's in the best selling show

A#m7 Dm7 C#aug F/C G/BIs there life on Mars?