B D#m F#m/AIt's a god-awful small affair

G#7To the girl with the mousy hair

C#m E F#7 But her mummy is yelling "No"

BAnd her daddy has told her to go

B D#m F#m/ABut her friend is nowhere to be seen

G#7Now she walks through her sunken dream.

C#m E F#7To the seat with the clearest view

And she's hooked to the silver screen

D A#aug BmBut the film is a saddening bore

D7For she's lived it ten times or more

G D#aug EmShe could spit in the eyes of fools

G7As they ask her to focus on

E ASailors fighting in the dance hall

C#m7 Caug BOh man! look at those cavemen go

Bm F#m7It's the freakiest show

Am7 ETake a look at the lawman

ABeating up the wrong guy

C#m CaugOh man! Wonder if he'll ever know

B Bm F#m7 He's in the best selling show

Am7 C#m7 Caug E/B F#/A#Is there life on Mars?

B Cdim C#m G#dim D#m E Em

B D#m F#m/AIt's on Amerika's tortured brow

G#7That Mickey Mouse has grown up a cow

C#m E F#7Now the workers have struck for fame

B'Cause Lennon's on sale again

B D#m F#m/ASee the mice in their million hordes

G#7From Ibeza to the norfolk broads

C#m E F#7Rule Britannia is out of bounds

To my mother, my dog, and clowns

D A#aug BmBut the film is a saddening bore

D7For I've writ it ten times or more

G D#aug EmIt's about to be writ again

G7As I ask you to focus on

E ASailors fighting in the dance hall

C#m7 Caug BOh man! look at those cavemen go

Bm F#m7It's the freakiest show

Am7 ETake a look at the lawman

ABeating up the wrong guy

C#m CaugOh man! Wonder if he'll ever know

B Bm F#m7 He's in the best selling show

Am7 C#m7 Caug E/B F#/A#Is there life on Mars?