A# Dm Fm/G#It's a god-awful small affair

G7To the girl with the mousy hair

Cm D# F7 But her mummy is yelling "No"

A#And her daddy has told her to go

A# Dm Fm/G#But her friend is nowhere to be seen

G7Now she walks through her sunken dream.

Cm D# F7To the seat with the clearest view

And she's hooked to the silver screen

C# Aaug A#mBut the film is a saddening bore

C#7For she's lived it ten times or more

F# Daug D#mShe could spit in the eyes of fools

F#7As they ask her to focus on

D# G#Sailors fighting in the dance hall

Cm7 Baug A#Oh man! look at those cavemen go

A#m Fm7It's the freakiest show

G#m7 D#Take a look at the lawman

G#Beating up the wrong guy

Cm BaugOh man! Wonder if he'll ever know

A# A#m Fm7 He's in the best selling show

G#m7 Cm7 Baug D#/A# F/AIs there life on Mars?

A# Bdim Cm Gdim Dm D# D#m

A# Dm Fm/G#It's on Amerika's tortured brow

G7That Mickey Mouse has grown up a cow

Cm D# F7Now the workers have struck for fame

A#'Cause Lennon's on sale again

A# Dm Fm/G#See the mice in their million hordes

G7From Ibeza to the norfolk broads

Cm D# F7Rule Britannia is out of bounds

To my mother, my dog, and clowns

C# Aaug A#mBut the film is a saddening bore

C#7For I've writ it ten times or more

F# Daug D#mIt's about to be writ again

F#7As I ask you to focus on

D# G#Sailors fighting in the dance hall

Cm7 Baug A#Oh man! look at those cavemen go

A#m Fm7It's the freakiest show

G#m7 D#Take a look at the lawman

G#Beating up the wrong guy

Cm BaugOh man! Wonder if he'll ever know

A# A#m Fm7 He's in the best selling show

G#m7 Cm7 Baug D#/A# F/AIs there life on Mars?