A C#m Em/GIt's a god-awful small affair

F#7To the girl with the mousy hair

Bm D E7 But her mummy is yelling "No"

AAnd her daddy has told her to go

A C#m Em/GBut her friend is nowhere to be seen

F#7Now she walks through her sunken dream.

Bm D E7To the seat with the clearest view

And she's hooked to the silver screen

C G#aug AmBut the film is a saddening bore

C7For she's lived it ten times or more

F C#aug DmShe could spit in the eyes of fools

F7As they ask her to focus on

D GSailors fighting in the dance hall

Bm7 A#aug AOh man! look at those cavemen go

Am Em7It's the freakiest show

Gm7 DTake a look at the lawman

GBeating up the wrong guy

Bm A#augOh man! Wonder if he'll ever know

A Am Em7 He's in the best selling show

Gm7 Bm7 A#aug D/A E/G#Is there life on Mars?

A A#dim Bm F#dim C#m D Dm

A C#m Em/GIt's on Amerika's tortured brow

F#7That Mickey Mouse has grown up a cow

Bm D E7Now the workers have struck for fame

A'Cause Lennon's on sale again

A C#m Em/GSee the mice in their million hordes

F#7From Ibeza to the norfolk broads

Bm D E7Rule Britannia is out of bounds

To my mother, my dog, and clowns

C G#aug AmBut the film is a saddening bore

C7For I've writ it ten times or more

F C#aug DmIt's about to be writ again

F7As I ask you to focus on

D GSailors fighting in the dance hall

Bm7 A#aug AOh man! look at those cavemen go

Am Em7It's the freakiest show

Gm7 DTake a look at the lawman

GBeating up the wrong guy

Bm A#augOh man! Wonder if he'll ever know

A Am Em7 He's in the best selling show

Gm7 Bm7 A#aug D/A E/G#Is there life on Mars?