D# Gm A#m/C#It's a god-awful small affair

C7To the girl with the mousy hair

Fm G# A#7 But her mummy is yelling "No"

D#And her daddy has told her to go

D# Gm A#m/C#But her friend is nowhere to be seen

C7Now she walks through her sunken dream.

Fm G# A#7To the seat with the clearest view

And she's hooked to the silver screen

F# Daug D#mBut the film is a saddening bore

F#7For she's lived it ten times or more

B Gaug G#mShe could spit in the eyes of fools

B7As they ask her to focus on

G# C#Sailors fighting in the dance hall

Fm7 Eaug D#Oh man! look at those cavemen go

D#m A#m7It's the freakiest show

C#m7 G#Take a look at the lawman

C#Beating up the wrong guy

Fm EaugOh man! Wonder if he'll ever know

D# D#m A#m7 He's in the best selling show

C#m7 Fm7 Eaug G#/D# A#/DIs there life on Mars?

D# Edim Fm Cdim Gm G# G#m

D# Gm A#m/C#It's on Amerika's tortured brow

C7That Mickey Mouse has grown up a cow

Fm G# A#7Now the workers have struck for fame

D#'Cause Lennon's on sale again

D# Gm A#m/C#See the mice in their million hordes

C7From Ibeza to the norfolk broads

Fm G# A#7Rule Britannia is out of bounds

To my mother, my dog, and clowns

F# Daug D#mBut the film is a saddening bore

F#7For I've writ it ten times or more

B Gaug G#mIt's about to be writ again

B7As I ask you to focus on

G# C#Sailors fighting in the dance hall

Fm7 Eaug D#Oh man! look at those cavemen go

D#m A#m7It's the freakiest show

C#m7 G#Take a look at the lawman

C#Beating up the wrong guy

Fm EaugOh man! Wonder if he'll ever know

D# D#m A#m7 He's in the best selling show

C#m7 Fm7 Eaug G#/D# A#/DIs there life on Mars?