G Bm Dm/FIt's a god-awful small affair

E7To the girl with the mousy hair

Am C D7 But her mummy is yelling "No"

GAnd her daddy has told her to go

G Bm Dm/FBut her friend is nowhere to be seen

E7Now she walks through her sunken dream.

Am C D7To the seat with the clearest view

And she's hooked to the silver screen

A# F#aug GmBut the film is a saddening bore

A#7For she's lived it ten times or more

D# Baug CmShe could spit in the eyes of fools

D#7As they ask her to focus on

C FSailors fighting in the dance hall

Am7 G#aug GOh man! look at those cavemen go

Gm Dm7It's the freakiest show

Fm7 CTake a look at the lawman

FBeating up the wrong guy

Am G#augOh man! Wonder if he'll ever know

G Gm Dm7 He's in the best selling show

Fm7 Am7 G#aug C/G D/F#Is there life on Mars?

G G#dim Am Edim Bm C Cm

G Bm Dm/FIt's on Amerika's tortured brow

E7That Mickey Mouse has grown up a cow

Am C D7Now the workers have struck for fame

G'Cause Lennon's on sale again

G Bm Dm/FSee the mice in their million hordes

E7From Ibeza to the norfolk broads

Am C D7Rule Britannia is out of bounds

To my mother, my dog, and clowns

A# F#aug GmBut the film is a saddening bore

A#7For I've writ it ten times or more

D# Baug CmIt's about to be writ again

D#7As I ask you to focus on

C FSailors fighting in the dance hall

Am7 G#aug GOh man! look at those cavemen go

Gm Dm7It's the freakiest show

Fm7 CTake a look at the lawman

FBeating up the wrong guy

Am G#augOh man! Wonder if he'll ever know

G Gm Dm7 He's in the best selling show

Fm7 Am7 G#aug C/G D/F#Is there life on Mars?