G# Cm D#m/F#It's a god-awful small affair

F7To the girl with the mousy hair

A#m C# D#7 But her mummy is yelling "No"

G#And her daddy has told her to go

G# Cm D#m/F#But her friend is nowhere to be seen

F7Now she walks through her sunken dream.

A#m C# D#7To the seat with the clearest view

And she's hooked to the silver screen

B Gaug G#mBut the film is a saddening bore

B7For she's lived it ten times or more

E Caug C#mShe could spit in the eyes of fools

E7As they ask her to focus on

C# F#Sailors fighting in the dance hall

A#m7 Aaug G#Oh man! look at those cavemen go

G#m D#m7It's the freakiest show

F#m7 C#Take a look at the lawman

F#Beating up the wrong guy

A#m AaugOh man! Wonder if he'll ever know

G# G#m D#m7 He's in the best selling show

F#m7 A#m7 Aaug C#/G# D#/GIs there life on Mars?

G# Adim A#m Fdim Cm C# C#m

G# Cm D#m/F#It's on Amerika's tortured brow

F7That Mickey Mouse has grown up a cow

A#m C# D#7Now the workers have struck for fame

G#'Cause Lennon's on sale again

G# Cm D#m/F#See the mice in their million hordes

F7From Ibeza to the norfolk broads

A#m C# D#7Rule Britannia is out of bounds

To my mother, my dog, and clowns

B Gaug G#mBut the film is a saddening bore

B7For I've writ it ten times or more

E Caug C#mIt's about to be writ again

E7As I ask you to focus on

C# F#Sailors fighting in the dance hall

A#m7 Aaug G#Oh man! look at those cavemen go

G#m D#m7It's the freakiest show

F#m7 C#Take a look at the lawman

F#Beating up the wrong guy

A#m AaugOh man! Wonder if he'll ever know

G# G#m D#m7 He's in the best selling show

F#m7 A#m7 Aaug C#/G# D#/GIs there life on Mars?