F# A#m C#m/EIt's a god-awful small affair

D#7To the girl with the mousy hair

G#m B C#7 But her mummy is yelling "No"

F#And her daddy has told her to go

F# A#m C#m/EBut her friend is nowhere to be seen

D#7Now she walks through her sunken dream.

G#m B C#7To the seat with the clearest view

And she's hooked to the silver screen

A Faug F#mBut the film is a saddening bore

A7For she's lived it ten times or more

D A#aug BmShe could spit in the eyes of fools

D7As they ask her to focus on

B ESailors fighting in the dance hall

G#m7 Gaug F#Oh man! look at those cavemen go

F#m C#m7It's the freakiest show

Em7 BTake a look at the lawman

EBeating up the wrong guy

G#m GaugOh man! Wonder if he'll ever know

F# F#m C#m7 He's in the best selling show

Em7 G#m7 Gaug B/F# C#/FIs there life on Mars?

F# Gdim G#m D#dim A#m B Bm

F# A#m C#m/EIt's on Amerika's tortured brow

D#7That Mickey Mouse has grown up a cow

G#m B C#7Now the workers have struck for fame

F#'Cause Lennon's on sale again

F# A#m C#m/ESee the mice in their million hordes

D#7From Ibeza to the norfolk broads

G#m B C#7Rule Britannia is out of bounds

To my mother, my dog, and clowns

A Faug F#mBut the film is a saddening bore

A7For I've writ it ten times or more

D A#aug BmIt's about to be writ again

D7As I ask you to focus on

B ESailors fighting in the dance hall

G#m7 Gaug F#Oh man! look at those cavemen go

F#m C#m7It's the freakiest show

Em7 BTake a look at the lawman

EBeating up the wrong guy

G#m GaugOh man! Wonder if he'll ever know

F# F#m C#m7 He's in the best selling show

Em7 G#m7 Gaug B/F# C#/FIs there life on Mars?