G# D# A#

G# D# I took her out

A# Cm it was a Friday night

G# D# I wore cologne

A# Cm to get the feeling right

G# D# We started making out

A# Cm and she took off my pants

G# D# A# But then I turned on the TV

G#And that's about the

D#time she walked away from

A# Cm G#me Nobody likes you

D# A#when you're twenty-three

Cm G# And are still more

D# A#amused by TV shows

Cm G#What the hell is ADD?

D#My friends say I

A#should act my age

Cm What's my age again?

A# What's my age again?

Post-Chorus

G# D# A# Cm

G# D# Then later on

A# Cm on the drive home

G# D# I called her mom

A# Cm from a pay phone

G# D# I said I was the cops

A# Cm And your husband's in jail

G# This state looks

D# A#down on sodomy

G#And that's about the time

D# A#that bitch hung up on me

Cm G# Nobody likes you when

D# A#you're twenty-three

Cm G# And are still more amused

D# A#by prank phone calls

Cm G#What the hell is caller ID?

D# A#My friends say I should act

Cmmy age What's my age again?

A# What's my age again?

Cm A# G#

Cm A# G# G#

A#And that's about the time

D# A#she walked away from me

Cm G# Nobody likes you when

D# A#you're twenty-three

Cm G# And you still act like

D#you're in Freshman

A# Cmyear What the hell

G#is wrong with me?

D#My friends say I

A#should act my age

Cm What's my age again?

A#And that's about the

D#time she broke up with

A# Cm G#me No one should take

D# A#themselves so seriously

Cm G# With many years

D#ahead to fall in

A# Cmline Why would you

G#wish that on me?

D# A#I never want to act my

Cmage What's my age again?

A# What's my age again?

D# A# Cm

D# A# Cm A# G# (hold)