A E B

A E I took her out

B C#m it was a Friday night

A E I wore cologne

B C#m to get the feeling right

A E We started making out

B C#m and she took off my pants

A E B But then I turned on the TV

AAnd that's about the

Etime she walked away from

B C#m Ame Nobody likes you

E Bwhen you're twenty-three

C#m A And are still more

E Bamused by TV shows

C#m AWhat the hell is ADD?

EMy friends say I

Bshould act my age

C#m What's my age again?

B What's my age again?

Post-Chorus

A E B C#m

A E Then later on

B C#m on the drive home

A E I called her mom

B C#m from a pay phone

A E I said I was the cops

B C#m And your husband's in jail

A This state looks

E Bdown on sodomy

AAnd that's about the time

E Bthat bitch hung up on me

C#m A Nobody likes you when

E Byou're twenty-three

C#m A And are still more amused

E Bby prank phone calls

C#m AWhat the hell is caller ID?

E BMy friends say I should act

C#mmy age What's my age again?

B What's my age again?

C#m B A

C#m B A A

BAnd that's about the time

E Bshe walked away from me

C#m A Nobody likes you when

E Byou're twenty-three

C#m A And you still act like

Eyou're in Freshman

B C#myear What the hell

Ais wrong with me?

EMy friends say I

Bshould act my age

C#m What's my age again?

BAnd that's about the

Etime she broke up with

B C#m Ame No one should take

E Bthemselves so seriously

C#m A With many years

Eahead to fall in

B C#mline Why would you

Awish that on me?

E BI never want to act my

C#mage What's my age again?

B What's my age again?

E B C#m

E B C#m B A (hold)