G D A

G D I took her out

A Bm it was a Friday night

G D I wore cologne

A Bm to get the feeling right

G D We started making out

A Bm and she took off my pants

G D A But then I turned on the TV

GAnd that's about the

Dtime she walked away from

A Bm Gme Nobody likes you

D Awhen you're twenty-three

Bm G And are still more

D Aamused by TV shows

Bm GWhat the hell is ADD?

DMy friends say I

Ashould act my age

Bm What's my age again?

A What's my age again?

Post-Chorus

G D A Bm

G D Then later on

A Bm on the drive home

G D I called her mom

A Bm from a pay phone

G D I said I was the cops

A Bm And your husband's in jail

G This state looks

D Adown on sodomy

GAnd that's about the time

D Athat bitch hung up on me

Bm G Nobody likes you when

D Ayou're twenty-three

Bm G And are still more amused

D Aby prank phone calls

Bm GWhat the hell is caller ID?

D AMy friends say I should act

Bmmy age What's my age again?

A What's my age again?

Bm A G

Bm A G G

AAnd that's about the time

D Ashe walked away from me

Bm G Nobody likes you when

D Ayou're twenty-three

Bm G And you still act like

Dyou're in Freshman

A Bmyear What the hell

Gis wrong with me?

DMy friends say I

Ashould act my age

Bm What's my age again?

AAnd that's about the

Dtime she broke up with

A Bm Gme No one should take

D Athemselves so seriously

Bm G With many years

Dahead to fall in

A Bmline Why would you

Gwish that on me?

D AI never want to act my

Bmage What's my age again?

A What's my age again?

D A Bm

D A Bm A G (hold)