B F# C#

B F# I took her out

C# D#m it was a Friday night

B F# I wore cologne

C# D#m to get the feeling right

B F# We started making out

C# D#m and she took off my pants

B F# C# But then I turned on the TV

BAnd that's about the

F#time she walked away from

C# D#m Bme Nobody likes you

F# C#when you're twenty-three

D#m B And are still more

F# C#amused by TV shows

D#m BWhat the hell is ADD?

F#My friends say I

C#should act my age

D#m What's my age again?

C# What's my age again?

Post-Chorus

B F# C# D#m

B F# Then later on

C# D#m on the drive home

B F# I called her mom

C# D#m from a pay phone

B F# I said I was the cops

C# D#m And your husband's in jail

B This state looks

F# C#down on sodomy

BAnd that's about the time

F# C#that bitch hung up on me

D#m B Nobody likes you when

F# C#you're twenty-three

D#m B And are still more amused

F# C#by prank phone calls

D#m BWhat the hell is caller ID?

F# C#My friends say I should act

D#mmy age What's my age again?

C# What's my age again?

D#m C# B

D#m C# B B

C#And that's about the time

F# C#she walked away from me

D#m B Nobody likes you when

F# C#you're twenty-three

D#m B And you still act like

F#you're in Freshman

C# D#myear What the hell

Bis wrong with me?

F#My friends say I

C#should act my age

D#m What's my age again?

C#And that's about the

F#time she broke up with

C# D#m Bme No one should take

F# C#themselves so seriously

D#m B With many years

F#ahead to fall in

C# D#mline Why would you

Bwish that on me?

F# C#I never want to act my

D#mage What's my age again?

C# What's my age again?

F# C# D#m

F# C# D#m C# B (hold)