A# F C

A# F I took her out

C Dm it was a Friday night

A# F I wore cologne

C Dm to get the feeling right

A# F We started making out

C Dm and she took off my pants

A# F C But then I turned on the TV

A#And that's about the

Ftime she walked away from

C Dm A#me Nobody likes you

F Cwhen you're twenty-three

Dm A# And are still more

F Camused by TV shows

Dm A#What the hell is ADD?

FMy friends say I

Cshould act my age

Dm What's my age again?

C What's my age again?

Post-Chorus

A# F C Dm

A# F Then later on

C Dm on the drive home

A# F I called her mom

C Dm from a pay phone

A# F I said I was the cops

C Dm And your husband's in jail

A# This state looks

F Cdown on sodomy

A#And that's about the time

F Cthat bitch hung up on me

Dm A# Nobody likes you when

F Cyou're twenty-three

Dm A# And are still more amused

F Cby prank phone calls

Dm A#What the hell is caller ID?

F CMy friends say I should act

Dmmy age What's my age again?

C What's my age again?

Dm C A#

Dm C A# A#

CAnd that's about the time

F Cshe walked away from me

Dm A# Nobody likes you when

F Cyou're twenty-three

Dm A# And you still act like

Fyou're in Freshman

C Dmyear What the hell

A#is wrong with me?

FMy friends say I

Cshould act my age

Dm What's my age again?

CAnd that's about the

Ftime she broke up with

C Dm A#me No one should take

F Cthemselves so seriously

Dm A# With many years

Fahead to fall in

C Dmline Why would you

A#wish that on me?

F CI never want to act my

Dmage What's my age again?

C What's my age again?

F C Dm

F C Dm C A# (hold)