C G D

C G I took her out

D Em it was a Friday night

C G I wore cologne

D Em to get the feeling right

C G We started making out

D Em and she took off my pants

C G D But then I turned on the TV

CAnd that's about the

Gtime she walked away from

D Em Cme Nobody likes you

G Dwhen you're twenty-three

Em C And are still more

G Damused by TV shows

Em CWhat the hell is ADD?

GMy friends say I

Dshould act my age

Em What's my age again?

D What's my age again?

Post-Chorus

C G D Em

C G Then later on

D Em on the drive home

C G I called her mom

D Em from a pay phone

C G I said I was the cops

D Em And your husband's in jail

C This state looks

G Ddown on sodomy

CAnd that's about the time

G Dthat bitch hung up on me

Em C Nobody likes you when

G Dyou're twenty-three

Em C And are still more amused

G Dby prank phone calls

Em CWhat the hell is caller ID?

G DMy friends say I should act

Emmy age What's my age again?

D What's my age again?

Em D C

Em D C C

DAnd that's about the time

G Dshe walked away from me

Em C Nobody likes you when

G Dyou're twenty-three

Em C And you still act like

Gyou're in Freshman

D Emyear What the hell

Cis wrong with me?

GMy friends say I

Dshould act my age

Em What's my age again?

DAnd that's about the

Gtime she broke up with

D Em Cme No one should take

G Dthemselves so seriously

Em C With many years

Gahead to fall in

D Emline Why would you

Cwish that on me?

G DI never want to act my

Emage What's my age again?

D What's my age again?

G D Em

G D Em D C (hold)