C# G# D#

C# G# I took her out

D# Fm it was a Friday night

C# G# I wore cologne

D# Fm to get the feeling right

C# G# We started making out

D# Fm and she took off my pants

C# G# D# But then I turned on the TV

C#And that's about the

G#time she walked away from

D# Fm C#me Nobody likes you

G# D#when you're twenty-three

Fm C# And are still more

G# D#amused by TV shows

Fm C#What the hell is ADD?

G#My friends say I

D#should act my age

Fm What's my age again?

D# What's my age again?

Post-Chorus

C# G# D# Fm

C# G# Then later on

D# Fm on the drive home

C# G# I called her mom

D# Fm from a pay phone

C# G# I said I was the cops

D# Fm And your husband's in jail

C# This state looks

G# D#down on sodomy

C#And that's about the time

G# D#that bitch hung up on me

Fm C# Nobody likes you when

G# D#you're twenty-three

Fm C# And are still more amused

G# D#by prank phone calls

Fm C#What the hell is caller ID?

G# D#My friends say I should act

Fmmy age What's my age again?

D# What's my age again?

Fm D# C#

Fm D# C# C#

D#And that's about the time

G# D#she walked away from me

Fm C# Nobody likes you when

G# D#you're twenty-three

Fm C# And you still act like

G#you're in Freshman

D# Fmyear What the hell

C#is wrong with me?

G#My friends say I

D#should act my age

Fm What's my age again?

D#And that's about the

G#time she broke up with

D# Fm C#me No one should take

G# D#themselves so seriously

Fm C# With many years

G#ahead to fall in

D# Fmline Why would you

C#wish that on me?

G# D#I never want to act my

Fmage What's my age again?

D# What's my age again?

G# D# Fm

G# D# Fm D# C# (hold)