F Am Cm/D#It's a god-awful small affair

D7To the girl with the mousy hair

Gm A# C7 But her mummy is yelling "No"

FAnd her daddy has told her to go

F Am Cm/D#But her friend is nowhere to be seen

D7Now she walks through her sunken dream.

Gm A# C7To the seat with the clearest view

And she's hooked to the silver screen

G# Eaug FmBut the film is a saddening bore

G#7For she's lived it ten times or more

C# Aaug A#mShe could spit in the eyes of fools

C#7As they ask her to focus on

A# D#Sailors fighting in the dance hall

Gm7 F#aug FOh man! look at those cavemen go

Fm Cm7It's the freakiest show

D#m7 A#Take a look at the lawman

D#Beating up the wrong guy

Gm F#augOh man! Wonder if he'll ever know

F Fm Cm7 He's in the best selling show

D#m7 Gm7 F#aug A#/F C/EIs there life on Mars?

F F#dim Gm Ddim Am A# A#m

F Am Cm/D#It's on Amerika's tortured brow

D7That Mickey Mouse has grown up a cow

Gm A# C7Now the workers have struck for fame

F'Cause Lennon's on sale again

F Am Cm/D#See the mice in their million hordes

D7From Ibeza to the norfolk broads

Gm A# C7Rule Britannia is out of bounds

To my mother, my dog, and clowns

G# Eaug FmBut the film is a saddening bore

G#7For I've writ it ten times or more

C# Aaug A#mIt's about to be writ again

C#7As I ask you to focus on

A# D#Sailors fighting in the dance hall

Gm7 F#aug FOh man! look at those cavemen go

Fm Cm7It's the freakiest show

D#m7 A#Take a look at the lawman

D#Beating up the wrong guy

Gm F#augOh man! Wonder if he'll ever know

F Fm Cm7 He's in the best selling show

D#m7 Gm7 F#aug A#/F C/EIs there life on Mars?