E G#m Bm/DIt's a god-awful small affair

C#7To the girl with the mousy hair

F#m A B7 But her mummy is yelling "No"

EAnd her daddy has told her to go

E G#m Bm/DBut her friend is nowhere to be seen

C#7Now she walks through her sunken dream.

F#m A B7To the seat with the clearest view

And she's hooked to the silver screen

G D#aug EmBut the film is a saddening bore

G7For she's lived it ten times or more

C G#aug AmShe could spit in the eyes of fools

C7As they ask her to focus on

A DSailors fighting in the dance hall

F#m7 Faug EOh man! look at those cavemen go

Em Bm7It's the freakiest show

Dm7 ATake a look at the lawman

DBeating up the wrong guy

F#m FaugOh man! Wonder if he'll ever know

E Em Bm7 He's in the best selling show

Dm7 F#m7 Faug A/E B/D#Is there life on Mars?

E Fdim F#m C#dim G#m A Am

E G#m Bm/DIt's on Amerika's tortured brow

C#7That Mickey Mouse has grown up a cow

F#m A B7Now the workers have struck for fame

E'Cause Lennon's on sale again

E G#m Bm/DSee the mice in their million hordes

C#7From Ibeza to the norfolk broads

F#m A B7Rule Britannia is out of bounds

To my mother, my dog, and clowns

G D#aug EmBut the film is a saddening bore

G7For I've writ it ten times or more

C G#aug AmIt's about to be writ again

C7As I ask you to focus on

A DSailors fighting in the dance hall

F#m7 Faug EOh man! look at those cavemen go

Em Bm7It's the freakiest show

Dm7 ATake a look at the lawman

DBeating up the wrong guy

F#m FaugOh man! Wonder if he'll ever know

E Em Bm7 He's in the best selling show

Dm7 F#m7 Faug A/E B/D#Is there life on Mars?