E B F#

E B I took her out

F# G#m it was a Friday night

E B I wore cologne

F# G#m to get the feeling right

E B We started making out

F# G#m and she took off my pants

E B F# But then I turned on the TV

EAnd that's about the

Btime she walked away from

F# G#m Eme Nobody likes you

B F#when you're twenty-three

G#m E And are still more

B F#amused by TV shows

G#m EWhat the hell is ADD?

BMy friends say I

F#should act my age

G#m What's my age again?

F# What's my age again?

Post-Chorus

E B F# G#m

E B Then later on

F# G#m on the drive home

E B I called her mom

F# G#m from a pay phone

E B I said I was the cops

F# G#m And your husband's in jail

E This state looks

B F#down on sodomy

EAnd that's about the time

B F#that bitch hung up on me

G#m E Nobody likes you when

B F#you're twenty-three

G#m E And are still more amused

B F#by prank phone calls

G#m EWhat the hell is caller ID?

B F#My friends say I should act

G#mmy age What's my age again?

F# What's my age again?

G#m F# E

G#m F# E E

F#And that's about the time

B F#she walked away from me

G#m E Nobody likes you when

B F#you're twenty-three

G#m E And you still act like

Byou're in Freshman

F# G#myear What the hell

Eis wrong with me?

BMy friends say I

F#should act my age

G#m What's my age again?

F#And that's about the

Btime she broke up with

F# G#m Eme No one should take

B F#themselves so seriously

G#m E With many years

Bahead to fall in

F# G#mline Why would you

Ewish that on me?

B F#I never want to act my

G#mage What's my age again?

F# What's my age again?

B F# G#m

B F# G#m F# E (hold)