D# A# F

D# A# I took her out

F Gm it was a Friday night

D# A# I wore cologne

F Gm to get the feeling right

D# A# We started making out

F Gm and she took off my pants

D# A# F But then I turned on the TV

D#And that's about the

A#time she walked away from

F Gm D#me Nobody likes you

A# Fwhen you're twenty-three

Gm D# And are still more

A# Famused by TV shows

Gm D#What the hell is ADD?

A#My friends say I

Fshould act my age

Gm What's my age again?

F What's my age again?

Post-Chorus

D# A# F Gm

D# A# Then later on

F Gm on the drive home

D# A# I called her mom

F Gm from a pay phone

D# A# I said I was the cops

F Gm And your husband's in jail

D# This state looks

A# Fdown on sodomy

D#And that's about the time

A# Fthat bitch hung up on me

Gm D# Nobody likes you when

A# Fyou're twenty-three

Gm D# And are still more amused

A# Fby prank phone calls

Gm D#What the hell is caller ID?

A# FMy friends say I should act

Gmmy age What's my age again?

F What's my age again?

Gm F D#

Gm F D# D#

FAnd that's about the time

A# Fshe walked away from me

Gm D# Nobody likes you when

A# Fyou're twenty-three

Gm D# And you still act like

A#you're in Freshman

F Gmyear What the hell

D#is wrong with me?

A#My friends say I

Fshould act my age

Gm What's my age again?

FAnd that's about the

A#time she broke up with

F Gm D#me No one should take

A# Fthemselves so seriously

Gm D# With many years

A#ahead to fall in

F Gmline Why would you

D#wish that on me?

A# FI never want to act my

Gmage What's my age again?

F What's my age again?

A# F Gm

A# F Gm F D# (hold)