F C G

F C I took her out

G Am it was a Friday night

F C I wore cologne

G Am to get the feeling right

F C We started making out

G Am and she took off my pants

F C G But then I turned on the TV

FAnd that's about the

Ctime she walked away from

G Am Fme Nobody likes you

C Gwhen you're twenty-three

Am F And are still more

C Gamused by TV shows

Am FWhat the hell is ADD?

CMy friends say I

Gshould act my age

Am What's my age again?

G What's my age again?

Post-Chorus

F C G Am

F C Then later on

G Am on the drive home

F C I called her mom

G Am from a pay phone

F C I said I was the cops

G Am And your husband's in jail

F This state looks

C Gdown on sodomy

FAnd that's about the time

C Gthat bitch hung up on me

Am F Nobody likes you when

C Gyou're twenty-three

Am F And are still more amused

C Gby prank phone calls

Am FWhat the hell is caller ID?

C GMy friends say I should act

Ammy age What's my age again?

G What's my age again?

Am G F

Am G F F

GAnd that's about the time

C Gshe walked away from me

Am F Nobody likes you when

C Gyou're twenty-three

Am F And you still act like

Cyou're in Freshman

G Amyear What the hell

Fis wrong with me?

CMy friends say I

Gshould act my age

Am What's my age again?

GAnd that's about the

Ctime she broke up with

G Am Fme No one should take

C Gthemselves so seriously

Am F With many years

Cahead to fall in

G Amline Why would you

Fwish that on me?

C GI never want to act my

Amage What's my age again?

G What's my age again?

C G Am

C G Am G F (hold)