F# C# G#

F# C# I took her out

G# A#m it was a Friday night

F# C# I wore cologne

G# A#m to get the feeling right

F# C# We started making out

G# A#m and she took off my pants

F# C# G# But then I turned on the TV

F#And that's about the

C#time she walked away from

G# A#m F#me Nobody likes you

C# G#when you're twenty-three

A#m F# And are still more

C# G#amused by TV shows

A#m F#What the hell is ADD?

C#My friends say I

G#should act my age

A#m What's my age again?

G# What's my age again?

Post-Chorus

F# C# G# A#m

F# C# Then later on

G# A#m on the drive home

F# C# I called her mom

G# A#m from a pay phone

F# C# I said I was the cops

G# A#m And your husband's in jail

F# This state looks

C# G#down on sodomy

F#And that's about the time

C# G#that bitch hung up on me

A#m F# Nobody likes you when

C# G#you're twenty-three

A#m F# And are still more amused

C# G#by prank phone calls

A#m F#What the hell is caller ID?

C# G#My friends say I should act

A#mmy age What's my age again?

G# What's my age again?

A#m G# F#

A#m G# F# F#

G#And that's about the time

C# G#she walked away from me

A#m F# Nobody likes you when

C# G#you're twenty-three

A#m F# And you still act like

C#you're in Freshman

G# A#myear What the hell

F#is wrong with me?

C#My friends say I

G#should act my age

A#m What's my age again?

G#And that's about the

C#time she broke up with

G# A#m F#me No one should take

C# G#themselves so seriously

A#m F# With many years

C#ahead to fall in

G# A#mline Why would you

F#wish that on me?

C# G#I never want to act my

A#mage What's my age again?

G# What's my age again?

C# G# A#m

C# G# A#m G# F# (hold)