D A E

D A I took her out

E F#m it was a Friday night

D A I wore cologne

E F#m to get the feeling right

D A We started making out

E F#m and she took off my pants

D A E But then I turned on the TV

DAnd that's about the

Atime she walked away from

E F#m Dme Nobody likes you

A Ewhen you're twenty-three

F#m D And are still more

A Eamused by TV shows

F#m DWhat the hell is ADD?

AMy friends say I

Eshould act my age

F#m What's my age again?

E What's my age again?

Post-Chorus

D A E F#m

D A Then later on

E F#m on the drive home

D A I called her mom

E F#m from a pay phone

D A I said I was the cops

E F#m And your husband's in jail

D This state looks

A Edown on sodomy

DAnd that's about the time

A Ethat bitch hung up on me

F#m D Nobody likes you when

A Eyou're twenty-three

F#m D And are still more amused

A Eby prank phone calls

F#m DWhat the hell is caller ID?

A EMy friends say I should act

F#mmy age What's my age again?

E What's my age again?

F#m E D

F#m E D D

EAnd that's about the time

A Eshe walked away from me

F#m D Nobody likes you when

A Eyou're twenty-three

F#m D And you still act like

Ayou're in Freshman

E F#myear What the hell

Dis wrong with me?

AMy friends say I

Eshould act my age

F#m What's my age again?

EAnd that's about the

Atime she broke up with

E F#m Dme No one should take

A Ethemselves so seriously

F#m D With many years

Aahead to fall in

E F#mline Why would you

Dwish that on me?

A EI never want to act my

F#mage What's my age again?

E What's my age again?

A E F#m

A E F#m E D (hold)