F# B F# G#mAn old man turned ninety-eight

F# B F# G#mHe won the lottery and died the next day

F# B F# G#mIt´s a black fly in your Chardonnay

F# B F# G#mIt´s a death row pardon two minutes too late

F# B F# G#mIsn´t it ironic ... don´t you think

F# B F# G#mIt´s like rain on your wedding day

F# B F# G#mIt´s a free ride when you´ve already paid

F# B F# G#mIt´s the good advice that you just didn´t take

A E F#Who would´ve thought ... it figures

F# B F# G#mMr. Play It Safe was afraid to fly

F# B F# G#mHe packed his suitcase and kissed his kids good-bye

F# B F# G#mHe waited his whole damn life to take that flight

F# BAnd as the plane crashed down he thought

F# G#m" Well isn´t this nice ... "

F# B F# G#mAnd isn´t it ironic ... don´t you think

F# B F# G#mIt´s like rain on your wedding day

F# B F# G#mIt´s a free ride when you´ve already paid

F# B F# G#mIt´s the good advice that you just didn´t take

A E F#Who would´ve thought ... it figures

Emaj7 F#Well life has a funny way of sneaking up on you

Emaj7 F#When you think everything´s okay and everything´s going right

Emaj7 F#And life has a funny way of helping you out when

Emaj7You think everything´s gone wrong and everything blows up

F#In your face

F# B F# G#mA traffic jam when you´re already late

F# B F# G#mA no-smoking sign on your cigarette break

F# B F# G#mIt´s like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife

F# BIt´s meeting the man of my dreams

F# G#mAnd then meeting his beautiful wife

F# B F# G#mAnd isn´t it ironic ... don´t you think

F# B F# G#mA little too ironic ... and yeah I really do think ...

F# B F# G#mIt´s like rain on your wedding day

F# B F# G#mIt´s a free ride when you´ve already paid

F# B F# G#mIt´s the good advice that you just didn´t take

A E F#Who would´ve thought ... it figures

Emaj7 F#Life has a funny way of sneaking up on you

Emaj7 F# Emaj7Life has a funny, funny way --- of helping you out

Helping you out