C# F# C# D#mAn old man turned ninety-eight

C# F# C# D#mHe won the lottery and died the next day

C# F# C# D#mIt´s a black fly in your Chardonnay

C# F# C# D#mIt´s a death row pardon two minutes too late

C# F# C# D#mIsn´t it ironic ... don´t you think

C# F# C# D#mIt´s like rain on your wedding day

C# F# C# D#mIt´s a free ride when you´ve already paid

C# F# C# D#mIt´s the good advice that you just didn´t take

E B C#Who would´ve thought ... it figures

C# F# C# D#mMr. Play It Safe was afraid to fly

C# F# C# D#mHe packed his suitcase and kissed his kids good-bye

C# F# C# D#mHe waited his whole damn life to take that flight

C# F#And as the plane crashed down he thought

C# D#m" Well isn´t this nice ... "

C# F# C# D#mAnd isn´t it ironic ... don´t you think

C# F# C# D#mIt´s like rain on your wedding day

C# F# C# D#mIt´s a free ride when you´ve already paid

C# F# C# D#mIt´s the good advice that you just didn´t take

E B C#Who would´ve thought ... it figures

Bmaj7 C#Well life has a funny way of sneaking up on you

Bmaj7 C#When you think everything´s okay and everything´s going right

Bmaj7 C#And life has a funny way of helping you out when

Bmaj7You think everything´s gone wrong and everything blows up

C#In your face

C# F# C# D#mA traffic jam when you´re already late

C# F# C# D#mA no-smoking sign on your cigarette break

C# F# C# D#mIt´s like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife

C# F#It´s meeting the man of my dreams

C# D#mAnd then meeting his beautiful wife

C# F# C# D#mAnd isn´t it ironic ... don´t you think

C# F# C# D#mA little too ironic ... and yeah I really do think ...

C# F# C# D#mIt´s like rain on your wedding day

C# F# C# D#mIt´s a free ride when you´ve already paid

C# F# C# D#mIt´s the good advice that you just didn´t take

E B C#Who would´ve thought ... it figures

Bmaj7 C#Life has a funny way of sneaking up on you

Bmaj7 C# Bmaj7Life has a funny, funny way --- of helping you out

Helping you out